Dublin: Poetry of Place (i)
THIS MONTH, THE FIRM OF ELAND is bringing out three new titles in their ‘Poetry of Place’ series of pocket anthologies for travellers, Rome, edited by Glyn Pursglove, England, edited by AN Wilson and Dublin – editedby myself.
Today, I beg your indulgence as I am simply reproducing below the first couple of entries from the Dublin one, along with the notes that accompany them. In the next webpage, there will be another small selection, though taken from the more modern end of the book.
from A SATIRE ON THE PEOPLE OF DUBLIN
Hail to you, friars, with your cloaks of white!
You have a house at Drogheda, where ropes are made.
You are forever wandering around the place:
You pinch the holy sprinklers out of the churches.
The one who wrote this piece of literature
Was undoubtedly a real expert.
Hail to you, holy monks, with your jar
Full of ale and wine, morning, noon and night!
You can really knock back the drink – it’s all you care about.
You fall foul of the Benedictine rules, all too often.
Pay attention to me, the lot of you!
Obviously you can see that this is crafted with skill.
Hail to you, merchants, with your hefty packs
Of fabrics and other merchandise, and your sacks of wool –
Your gold, silver, jewels, rich marks and pounds as well!
You give very little of it to the poor and afflicted.
The one who penned this shrewd advice
Had talent – he was bursting with brains!
Hail to you, tailors, with your sharp scissors!
Endlessly you cut your cloth for ill-made hoods.
Your needles are heated against the midwinter;
Your seams look fine, but they don’t last very long.
The writer who made up this verse
Stayed wide awake: he got no sleep at all.
Hail to you, skinners, with your steeping-tub!
Anyone who sniffs at it will live to regret it.
You must shite into it during thunderstorms.
You stink out the entire street – a curse on your modesty!
The one who composed this excellent work
Deserves to be made king.
Hail to you, bakers, with your little loaves
Of white bread and black bread, lots and lots of them!
You scrimp on the proper weight, against the law of God –
You ought to watch out for the market pillory, I warn you.
To be sure, no tongue could express
How well this verse has been put together.
Hail to you, brewers, with your gallons,
Pottles and quarts all around each town!
You displace a lot of it with your thumbs, a sleazy dodge.
You should beware the cucking-stool: the lake is deep and disgusting.
It was certainly some scholar
Who produced this work with such expertise.
Hail to you, hawker women, down by the lake,
With your candles and casks and black cauldrons –
You and your tripes and calves’ feet and sheep’s heads!
Your inn is foul with your filthy trickery.
Unhappy the life of the man
Who is tied to a wife like that.
Perk up, my friends, you’ve been sitting there too long –
Now speak out for yourselves, have fun, and drink all you can!
You’ve heard how people spend their lives in this place:
You should drink deep and rejoice – you’ve got nothing else to do.
Now I’ve come to the end of this song:
May you be blessed, ever and always.
The extracts above come from what may be the earliest surviving poem about Dublin. The verses (here put into modern English by the present editor) appear in an early fourteenth-century manuscript in the British Library. Nowhere in the work is a placename actually specified, but the Middle English original contains words that at that date were found only in Ireland, and the settlement described is clearly of some size and importance, so we may be reasonably confident that this is indeed a portrait of medieval Dublin.
Though the anonymous writer trumpets repeatedly about his great poetic skills, his estimation of the city’s clerics and tradespeople could scarcely be lower. During the centuries that followed his opinion would be shared by many of the poets who were to write about the citizens – and the fabric – of Dublin.
DESCRIPTION OF DUBLIN
Mass-houses, churches, mixt together;
Streets unpleasant in all weather.
The church, the four courts, and hell contiguous;
Castle, College green, and custom-house gibbous.
Few things here are to tempt ye:
Tawdry outsides, pockets empty:
Five theatres, little trade, and jobbing arts,
Brandy, and snuff-shops, post-chaises, and carts.
Warrants, bailiffs, bills unpaid;
Masters of their servants afraid;
Rogues that daily rob and cut men;
Patriots, gamesters, and footmen.
Lawyers, Revenue-officers, priests, physicians;
Beggars of all ranks, age and conditions,
Worth scarce shews itself upon the ground;
Villainy both with applause and profit crown’d.
Women lazy, drunken, loose;
Men in labour slow, of wine profuse:
Many a scheme that the public must rue it:
This is Dublin, if you knew it.